AT. Trump Reportedly Sends Country Star Luke Bryan on a Wild Mission to Woo Putin — ‘Cowboy Diplomacy’ Anthem Said to Be Coming Soon
WASHINGTON — In what aides are calling “the most Florida-Georgia Line move in diplomatic history,” President Donald Trump has reportedly tapped Grammy-nominated country singer Luke Bryan to serve as a special musical peace envoy alongside real-estate billionaire Steve Witkoff for next week’s high-stakes Moscow talks with Vladimir Putin.
Multiple sources familiar with the planning told us that Trump personally called Bryan on Tuesday night from Mar-a-Lago and said, “Luke, I need that Georgia boy charm — nobody disarms a Russian like a guy in tight jeans singing about tailgates and tan legs.”
Bryan, 49, has allegedly been locked in a Nashville studio for the past 36 hours writing a custom ceasefire ballad tentatively titled “Put Your Boots Up (Let’s End This War Tonight).” Insiders say the chorus includes the line “We can shake it for Ukraine, shake it for peace, shake it till Putin lays down the big guns in the East.”
Jared Kushner is expected to travel with the delegation and serve as “vibe translator,” ensuring the song’s subtle hip-shaking choreography does not accidentally trigger Russian air-defense systems.
The Kremlin, in an uncharacteristically warm statement, said President Putin “looks forward to hearing American country music live for the first time” and has already requested the sheet music in advance “for security reasons.”
When reached for comment Wednesday morning, Luke Bryan laughed and said, “Man, I’ve sung for 70,000 drunk rednecks, how hard can one Russian be?” He then reportedly played a 15-second snippet of the new track over the phone that ends with the line: “From Kyiv to Sochi, let’s drink vodka and sweet tea.”
The White House has neither confirmed nor denied the reports but simply posted a cowboy-hat emoji on Truth Social.
