zz đą BREAKING NEWS: Fox melts down over âaffordabilityâ while Kimmel and Colbert expose Trumpâs economic gaslighting and Epstein file panicđ„
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On September 30, 2025, two studios lit up in New York Cityâone in Brooklyn, one in Manhattanâand together they became the epicenter of the most brutal televised humiliation of a sitting president in modern history.
On one channel, Jimmy Kimmel. On another, Stephen Colbert. Their target: Donald Trump. Their message: We see you. Weâre not afraid of you.
This wasnât just another round of jokes. It was the payoff to months of escalating tensionâcensorship threats, smear campaigns, and desperate attempts by Trump and his allies to muzzle late-night critics. And on that night, everything Trump tried to bury was dragged back into the spotlight.
It started with Trumpâs own words.
Just days earlier, heâd posted what he called a âwarmâ Thanksgiving greeting: a rant about a country being âdivided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at.â Kimmel and Colbert didnât even have to exaggerate. They simply pointed out the obvious: the world isnât laughing at Americaâitâs laughing at him. The strongman routine had curdled into self-parody.
At the same time, Fox Newsâmockingly dubbed âstate regime mediaâ by his criticsâwas spiraling. Polls were turning against Trump. Jobs numbers from ADP were grim. Affordability was now a national crisis. But Fox hosts were so afraid of triggering Trump, they could barely say the word âaffordabilityâ on air without joking that he might text them in anger. Imagine being so controlled by one manâs ego that you canât even accurately describe the economy on your own network.
To understand how Kimmel and Colbert ended up united on that historic night, you have to rewind.
Back in 2023, during the writersâ strike, theyâd joined forces with Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, and John Oliver to launch the Strike Force 5 podcast. What began as a fundraiser for out-of-work staff turned into something much bigger: a brotherhood. Kimmel later called Colbert his âpodcast brotherâ and vowed to defend him. That promise would be tested.
Fast forward to 2025. Trumpâs FCC chairman, Brendan Carr, went on a podcast and delivered a mob-style warning to ABC: either âtake actionâ on Kimmel or face âadditional workâ from the FCC. Disney caved. Kimmel was suspended. Trump celebrated online like a dictator whoâd just silenced a critic.
But that same night, Stephen Colbert walked onto his CBS stage and said five words that changed the tone of late night:
âTonight, we are all Jimmy Kimmel.â
He called Trump an autocrat. He blasted the suspension as censorship. He even revived his old over-the-top conservative persona to mock the idea that comedians should self-censor for a fragile presidentâs feelings.
Meanwhile, Trump was busy embarrassing himself in other waysâcalling Minnesota governor Tim Walz a slur, bragging about acing a cognitive test, and claiming he didnât even know what part of his body an MRI had been done on. Kimmel and Colbert turned those clips into a masterclass in controlled ridicule, showing a leader who sounded less like a president and more like the loudest guy at the worldâs worst bar.
Then came the culture wars.
Trumpâs regime used Sabrina Carpenterâs music in graphic propaganda videos showing migrants being brutalized. When she publicly demanded they stop, Fox personalities followed orders and smeared her on airâmocking her performances, sexualizing her, and insisting she should just âignore the president.â They pivoted to Sydney Sweeney, using her body as clickbait while ranting that âRepublican women get hotterâ just by registering GOP. It was desperation disguised as commentary.
Melania was held up as the âepitome of class.â Saying âMerry Christmasâ became a tribal test. And all the while, Trumpâs own Treasury Secretary accidentally blurted out â4% inflationâ before quickly correcting it to â4% growth.â The mask kept slipping.
On foreign policy, it got darker. Reports surfaced of U.S. forces destroying small boats and leaving no survivors, under orders from Trump ally Pete Hegsethâprompting bipartisan murmurs of potential war crimes. At the same time, Trump pardoned a Honduran ex-president tied to shipping massive quantities of cocaine into the United States. Blow up poor boats, pardon kingpinsâthatâs the twisted logic Kimmel and Colbert hammered.
When ABC brought Kimmel back, his return episode shattered his usual ratingsâmore than four times his normal audience. The public wasnât just entertained; they were angry. Theyâd seen the line crossed.
And then came the Brooklyn crossover.
On September 30, Kimmel and Colbert went live from different boroughs but with the same mission: expose Trumpâs abuse of power, mock his ego, and prove that comedy wouldnât kneel. They even posted a simple photo aimed straight at him:
âHi, Donald.â
Trump erupted online. Late-night viewers roared. And a new reality set in:
He could threaten networks. He could weaponize regulators. He could smear artists, governors, and journalists.
But as long as Kimmel and Colbert stood together, he could not shut them up.