Bom.”DISNEY & ABC CAN KISS MY ASS!” — JIMMY KIMMEL’S SHOCKING CBS DEAL THAT HAS HOLLYWOOD ON EDGE

The lights of Los Angeles were supposed to sparkle as usual, but when Jimmy Kimmel walked on stage that night, the city felt different.

There was no carefully rehearsed monologue. No sly smile to ease into a joke. Instead, Kimmel’s voice cracked like thunder, echoing into every corner of the room: “Disney & ABC can kiss my ass!”

Gasps filled the venue. Phones shot up instantly, their blue screens glowing like tiny flames. In a matter of seconds, the words were everywhere — on Twitter, on TikTok, across every news site that still dared to cover live TV drama.

To some, it looked like a meltdown. A desperate comedian burning bridges in real time. But to others, it was something far more dangerous: the beginning of a comeback no one thought possible.

Only hours earlier, Disney-owned ABC had cut him loose. Again. The same network that built his empire had fired him without ceremony, as if the decades he spent in late-night meant nothing.

But this time, Jimmy wasn’t leaving quietly.

He didn’t walk off stage like a man defeated. He didn’t hang his head or retreat to a quiet corner of Hollywood. He walked forward, microphone in hand, smirk carved into his face, carrying himself not like a fallen star but like a man who still had one last trick to play.

The crowd was torn between shock and exhilaration. Nobody knew if they were watching the end of Jimmy Kimmel’s career… or the most audacious reboot late-night television had ever seen.

And then came the twist.

With the audience buzzing, Jimmy dropped a single line — a cryptic promise that turned whispers into wildfire: “The first show will say it all.”

No details. No explanation. Just a warning to his rivals, a riddle to his fans, and a dagger aimed straight at the heart of the industry that had tried to bury him.

Hollywood’s power brokers didn’t sleep that night. Calls went out. Closed-door meetings buzzed into the early hours. A CBS executive was spotted leaving the venue pale-faced, refusing to answer questions. Something had shifted.

Because just as Disney was showing him the door, CBS had opened another — and not just a door, but a stage.

The deal was huge. Bigger than anyone had imagined. Within hours, word leaked: Kimmel wasn’t just signing with CBS — he was signing the kind of contract that would make him the centerpiece of their late-night revival.

It wasn’t just about another show. It was about revenge.

Insiders whispered that his CBS debut would be unlike anything the late-night world had seen. Not another glossy desk monologue. Not another round of celebrity guests pretending to laugh. Something raw, sharp, even dangerous.

The question wasn’t whether people would watch. The question was whether Hollywood itself could survive what Jimmy was about to unleash.

Meanwhile, rival hosts were rattled. Stephen Colbert, CBS’s own crown jewel, now faced the possibility of sharing or even surrendering the stage. Jimmy Fallon stayed silent, his Tonight Show throne suddenly looking less secure. Seth Meyers joked nervously in a monologue, but the laugh didn’t quite land.

And then there was Bill Maher, who reportedly muttered behind closed doors: “If Jimmy’s really off the leash, none of us are safe.”

For fans, the reaction was instant and visceral. Social media lit up with split emotions. Some praised Kimmel for finally breaking free from what they called “Disney’s corporate chokehold.” Others accused him of arrogance, of detonating his own career.

But even critics couldn’t deny one thing: the man knew how to command attention.

This wasn’t Jimmy Kimmel Live. This was Jimmy Kimmel Uncaged.

Industry insiders are already calling it the most unpredictable shake-up in late-night television since David Letterman jumped networks decades ago. But this time, the stakes are higher, the landscape more fragile, the audience more restless.

Because in 2025, late-night isn’t just entertainment. It’s politics. It’s culture. It’s survival.

And Jimmy Kimmel, a man twice fired, twice underestimated, may have just turned himself into the most dangerous player on the board.

The irony? Disney thought they had written his ending. Instead, they may have handed him the greatest comeback story Hollywood has ever seen.

What will his first CBS show reveal? Nobody knows. Not yet.

But one thing is certain: when Jimmy Kimmel smirked into that microphone, he wasn’t just closing a chapter. He was tearing up the whole script.

And in the silence that followed, all of Hollywood heard the same unspoken truth — late-night television will never be the same again.